ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

(Source: religiousatheist)

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen)