buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(via circumcising)

dennys:

It’s Sausage 
It’s Sausage 
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It walks downnstairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a Sausagy sound
A Link
A Link
A marvelous link
Everyone knows it’s Sausage
It’s Sausage 
It’s Sausage 
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It’s fun for a girl or a dude
It’s fun for a girl or a dude

dennys:

It’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It walks downnstairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a Sausagy sound
A Link
A Link
A marvelous link
Everyone knows it’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It’s fun for a girl or a dude
It’s fun for a girl or a dude